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Eddie Murphy lends his voice to WHO in the animated movie "Shrek"?

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footsteps Premium Points: 109049114	# Posted: 15 Nov 2008 11:44 A few things for every-one to ponder 1 Can you cry underwater? 2 Once youre in heaven ,are you stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for ever? 3Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 4 What disease did cured ham have in the first place?5How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured out how to put wheelson luggage?6If a deaf person goes to court is it still a hearing? 7If Jimmy cracks corn and no-one cares why did they write a stupid song about him?8 If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons? 9 Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star both have the same tune,why did you just try singing both songs? 10 Why doesnt tarzan have a beard ?11 why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 12 Whose idea was it to put an s in the word lisp? 13 why is it when in a supermarket some-one runs into your ankle with atrolley and then says sorry we say thats ok why dont we really say that hurt why dont you look wher youre going?14 Last (but not least)the stats on insanity say 1 in every 4 people has some kind of mental illness, think of 3 best friends and if theyre ok get youself to a shrink . LOL cheers footsteps
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daisybee Member Points: 1381918	# Posted: 15 Nov 2008 12:17 Thanks footsteps, for cheering my afternoon up, can't ever get enough of good joke.
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stella1970 Premium Points: 90860780	# Posted: 15 Nov 2008 15:05 Brilliant footsteps, Loved no 7 and no 14, lol. Ive just printed this out if you dont mind :). Happy puzzling.
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greenpeas Premium Points: 29647029	# Posted: 16 Nov 2008 22:20 lol footsteps
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