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footsteps Premium Points: 109049114	# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 11:33 Just before the funeral the undertaker goes up to the widow and asks how old her husband was and she told him he was 96 and thats 2 years older than I am . So you are 94 said the undertaker said . Thats right she replied , hardly worth going home is it?. 2 Areporter asked a woman of 104 what was the best thing about being that old , she replied not having any peer group pressure. 3My body has gotten so out of shape my doctor told me an aerobics class would be good for me.I made up my mind to join aclass for seniors, I bent twisted gyrated jumped up and down and sweated for an hour but by the time I got my leotards on the class was over. 4 My memory is not as sharp asit usedto be also my memory is not as sharp as it used to be . 5 Know how to prevent sagging?Just eat tillthe wrinkles fill out. 6 Its scary when about half the things in your shoppingtrolley say for fast relief. cheers footsteps
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carol Premium Points: 14001211	# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 11:41 - Edited by: carol Needed that laugh today, thanks,
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Lakedraxis Premium Points: 20649678	# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:43 hahaha there good :)
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