"No two classes of chaos training are ever the same..."
Chaos training is the latest gym fad, designed to eliminate the boredom of situps and jogging. Chaos trainers use props such as helium balloons which their victims must retrieve from the ceiling, or traffic cones (not sure what they do with them) but the tasks always change from week to week. I have enough chaos in my working week without seeking more!
The Greek word 'koimeterion', meaning sleeping place, gradually transformed to the word CEMETERY